when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground
definitely in the Top 10 dumbest posts made by me
My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
k009 asked: Shrek/Sonic, DMMd AU
After three months, Shrek had returned to Midorijima.
"Sonic," Shrek breathed, his suit tight across his manly chest. "I’m sorry I had to go back to my swamp for three months without telling you. I hope you didn’t think our relationship was… ogre."
"No, it’s just… you’re too slow!" Sonic shouted cheerfully as he threw himself over the counter of Heibon into Shrek’s arms, and they shared passionate embrace.
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh